| *a friends speech on my wedding day* | |
| friend: | I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right. |

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
(Source: unpublishedwriting, via lylaurina)

John, Pat, Garrett, Jared, and Kennedy are so lucky because John, Pat, Garrett, Jared, and Kennedy get to hang out with John, Pat, Garrett, Jared, and Kennedy all the time.

where art thou attractive male with good music taste
come to thee
(Source: ymasqueen, via callthatacom3back)
